有趣的文字 | 中国如何向世界“撒谎”!

艾米· 布洛奎斯特(Amie Blomquist)
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一位名叫艾米· 布洛奎斯特(Amie Blomquist),自2012年就在浙江省宁波市居住的瑞典人,为了让家人了解中国抗疫情况,在Facebook上写下了这段有趣的文字,英文原文附后。

【4个月前】

中国:发现一种新病毒正在传播,大家没事尽量不要出门,如果出门一定要戴口罩。全国停工、封锁。

欧美:不要相信他们,只不过是流感罢了。他们这是试图控制人身自由,根本没必要戴口罩。

亚洲:让我们采取措施,大家戴口罩,限制入境。

【3个月前】

中国:开始建方舱医院,以免医疗系统不堪重负。

欧美:这是一个集中营,他们在里面杀人,不要相信他们!

亚洲:我们要注意保持安全社交距离。

【2个月前】

中国:这种病毒可通过肢体接触近距离传播,我们正面临着大量的病人,医疗物资和医护人员紧缺,我们需要支援。

欧美:看看他们是多么落后,甚至没有足够的个人防护用品给他们的医生和护士,所以他们让每个人戴口罩,甚至封锁了整个国家,停止了经济运行,这明显是错误的举动,一群傻子。

亚洲:那些欧美国家会做些什么吗?

【1个多月前】

中国:疫情趋于稳定,人们正慢慢回到各自的工作岗位。

欧美:骗子!我们从意大利看到的数据,显然和来自中国的数据不符,中国一定死了数以百万计的人,它一定还在传播。

亚洲:为什么他们说口罩没用?

【1个月前】

中国:哥们,发生了什么,疫情怎么失控了?医院呢?为什么你不采取隔离措施,只是坐在那里指责了我三个月,什么也没做?

欧美:你们从来没有告诉我们这种病毒有多危险,你们一直在虚报数据。

中国:你从来不相信我,不是吗?当我说这是一个大问题时,你坚持称这只是一个小流感。你为什么认定中国有数以百万计的人死了?如果你这么认为,这不正意味着它是一种高度危险的病毒?而你,早该做好准备!你怎么能一边相信我这死了那么多人的同时,却又认识不到病毒的危险?

欧美:像你这样落后的国家,只有一件大事,那里的人贫穷、不卫生,医疗服务仍处于50年代,你们的政府掩盖事实,怕引起恐慌,这不应该影响我们这样先进的国家。

中国:但现在病毒正在杀死你的人民,现在行动,你还有可能力挽狂澜。

欧美:我们现在做什么都来不及了,有人死了。或许我们可以通过群体免疫实现对抗病毒。而你,必须承担全部责任。

【现在】

世界:我们需要中国的帮助,需要口罩、呼吸机、防护服等医疗物资。

中国:我将尽我所能。

欧美:你别有用心,你想借机扩大影响,你的数据造假,明明死了很多人。我们的高科技医疗系统证明病毒不可能被这么小的数据打败。

亚洲:我们所有的数据呢?我们的数据比中国低!

英国:我要起诉你,让你负全责,赔款数十亿英镑!

英文原文:

How China LIED to the world!

Amie Blomquist

4 months ago

China: OK there’s a new virus.From now on no one moves around.If you go out,you must wear a mask.Nationwide lockdown and quarantine policies implemented.

The West: Don’t trust anything these f**ing commies say! It’s just a flu!They are trying to control everyone’s life! There’s no need for masks.

Asia: Let’s take measures,wear masks and control frontiers

3 months ago

China: Start building hospitals so the medical system doesn’t get overwhelmed.

The West: It’s a concentration camp!They are murdering people out there! They are untrustworthy!

Asia: We keep our distance and security high

2 month ago

China: We are experiencing a surge of patients and this virus is super infectious via air and physical contact.We are also experiencing shortage on medical supplies and medical practitioners.Pulling everything from the country to Wuhan.

The West: Look how backward they are,not even having enough PPE for their doctors and nurses.They are clearly wrong about the method of transmission,that’s why they are making everyone wear masks.They’ve even locked down the country and stopped the economy.What a bunch of idiots.

Whole Asia: Are those western countries gonna do something?

over a month ago

China: Numbers are reducing in China.People are slowly getting back to work now.

The West: F**ing liar!We are seeing numbers in Italy and it clearly doesn’t match data from China!Millions of Chinese people must have died!It’s still spreading!

Whole Asia: Why do they say masks are useless?

a month ago

China: Dude,why are things getting out of control out there?Where are your hospitals and why are you not in total lockdown? Were you just sitting there pointing fingers at me for three months,and did nothing?

The west: You commies never told us how dangerous this virus is!You’ve been giving us false data the whole time!!!

China: I don’t understand.If you never trusted me,and when I said it’s a big deal,you insisted it’s actually a small flu,why do you maintain that millions of people must have died in China? If you think the number of deaths must be very high,doesn’t that indicate it’s a dangerous virus and you should be prepared? How could you believe millions of people have died,but at the same time not recognising it’s dangerous?

the West: It’s only a big deal in a backward country like yours,where people are poor and unhygienic,where the medical system is still in the 50’s,where the government covers up figures and doesn’t alarm people [as to] how dangerous it is!It shouldn’t affect advanced countries like us!

China: But it is with you and killing your people now!!!Do something about it so you can still save lives!!

The West: Not before we found everything we can blame on youl!!It’s too late for us to do something now,people will just die and eventually we’ll have herd immunity,but you must take the full responsibility for it!

Now

World: China help us.We need masks,ventilators,PPE etc.

China: To the best of my ability,I’ll send PPE and medical personnel.

The west: You helped out of ulterior political motives to expand your influence!Your numbers are fake.Tons of people died in your country.Our superior system technology and medicine are the proof that this virus couldn’t be beaten with such low death numbers.

Whole Asia: What about all our numbers? much lower than China?

England: I’m going to sue you for billons of dollars and make you take responsability for all that mess.

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